marieazura:

herbaliferanger:

IT’S SO DELICIOUS I’M GONNA DIE!!!  D:

I want to have the opportunity to try these and have better results and performance when working out! D:

marieazura:

herbaliferanger:

IT’S SO DELICIOUS I’M GONNA DIE!!!  D:

I want to have the opportunity to try these and have better results and performance when working out! D:

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

withquest:

teachthemhowtothink:

My 7 year old son: Mom? Thor is a god, right?

Me: Right. In Norse mythology, he was the god of thunder.

My son: And he was really strong and he could fly and fight and he protected people, right?

Me: I think so, yes. I don’t know a lot about Norse…

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
behappyblog:

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vidaculia:

ya fue mucho:c

vidaculia:

ya fue mucho:c

precious-hair:

i love them so much.

manafromheaven:

FUCKING. THIS.